Dear jebus, in my past lives I was boring, too!Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
Shot behind my left ear. Or I was Van Gogh.
Took a knife to the underside of my jaw. I’m hard to kill.
Bled out when they hacked off my right forearm.
Da fuq. I am not even going to say where I was killed then X_x
stabbed in the stomach, or shot there? legit.
Stabbed in the ribs.
Mmm lovely.
So basically I was Jane.
Because that’s exactly where mine is.
Thank you Jack, for bringing me into this world. I love you.
*stares at butt*
Shot in the forehead dang
Stabbed in the toe and shot in the nipple. Lovely!
Shotgun to the leg I guess because damn that is a huge birthmark
^^^
Also shot thrice in the leg and then stabbed in the neck and then shot again in the chest.